Friday, December 8, 2006

An Ammachi Story

Saramma Ammachi was on her deathbed but did not want to die, she had led a hard life as a widow in order to raise and educate her children, which she did very successfully, the kids had all grown and were settled in various parts of the world ( u.sa,dubai,u.sa,dubai and u.s.a), Susamma,Mariamma,Pothachan and Georgekutty were Ammachi's children, grandchildren being Premson,Pyarson,Luvson,Jincy,Flimsy,Pansy,Dukemon,Princemon,Pokemon. Saramma Ammachi felt that it was not fair that she should die now , after all that she went through in her life, so she prayed to God to give her some more time, so God gave her an extention of 20 moreyears to live.Ammachi was overjoyed and she decided to enjoy life to the fullest , travel abroad , visit family and generally have a good time, it was during one of her ' phoren' trips that she saw aT.V program where faces and bodies were being surgically altered, older people suddenly looking 20 years younger and just gorgeous, thanks to advanced cosmetic surgery, Saramma Ammachi had a sudden desire, went to a cosmetic specialty clinic, had more than a few facelifts, pulls, transplants,botox shots and within a few days came out looking like a smashing 35 year old ( was actually 88), but there was one small detail to be taken care of,her Chatta and Mundu, so ammachi went to a trendy store at the mall, bought a pair of jeans and a shirt , dumped the Chatta and Mundu into the trash can ( kept the broach though, it was Pappachan's ( late husband) gift) and walked out of the mall, but alas ! as soon as she reached the street Ammachi fell down and died.Saramma Ammachi goes to Heaven but is also furious , she confronts God and asks " Why did I die so soon??, you gave me 20 more years, this is not fair ! I need a valid explanation " , God looks at her very closely and asks " Saramme , is that really you?, Im sorry I didnt recognize you, Looking down I thought you were somebody else
"This is a true story. Moral Of this true story : - there is none, it just plain funny !

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey, thought I'd stop by and say Hi!

Geets said...

Cool story!!!

Funny girl said...

Pokemon,digimon....lol!
loved this post..so funny!